rrrotf :)

It's a really odd feeling when you realize that you are the same age as all these old people.

In breaking news: Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery.

At the end of the day, the wisdom our fathers and grandfathers have passed down for generations rings true: Farts. Always. Equal. Funny. It's as universal a truth as whoever smelt it dealt it.

Farts are never funny unless you're a guy.

sometimes they are funny :) like when you are in Church, it;s silent and you just hear a pffft lol always makes me laugh :)

Goldi gets it. ;)

How do you know a clown farted? It smells funny.

What do you get when a king farts? Noble gas!

*groans*

lol

My Mom raised me proper. Girls do not fart. We 'pass wind'. ;)

Yes indeed, I've been known to call girls wind-bags - ;) - don't shoot, me jokie...

The janitor at my job keeps asking me to smoke weed with him, but I turned him down. I can't deal with high maintenance people.

Ladies, mansplaining is short for 'man explaining'.

:ducks and covers:

lol

Munch and ARM, I'm pretty hard to offend...I might be a woman but DO have a sense of humor!

I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car. Now everyone waves at me.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you.