
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
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![]() Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up. I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
![]() If I had $1 for every time I opened the clock app instead of the calculator app, I'd have 3:15 pm.
![]() Why should you never iron a shamrock? Because you shouldn’t press your luck.
![]() I've just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I reckon that'll come back to bite me.
![]() Went to a Cannibal wedding today. It was all going well... until they decided to toast the Bride and Groom.
![]() What do you give to a puppy with fever? Mustard, because everybody knows that’s best for a hot dog.
![]() When I was a kid I wanted to grow up to be a Gregorian Monk. But I never got the chants.
![]() I was banned from a karaoke bar for butchering "Danger Zone" one too many times. Yup. They locked me out for multiple insufficient Loggins attempts.
![]() I opened the medicine cabinet and a bottle of Omega 3 capsules fell on my head. Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil.
![]() You Tube, Twitter and Facebook are considering merging. Although the new name 'YouTwitFace' hasn't gone down very well.
![]() Waiter: here’s your check. How did you find the steak?? Me: very easy. It was right next to the potatoes.
![]() The Devil whispered to me, Im coming for you. I whispered back, Bring pizza.
![]() The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
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