Hehe.

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because of all of its problems!

Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing.

HeHe

I was heading down the aisle in the store today. A pointed out I was going the wrong way and asked me if I saw the arrows.

I told him, "Mister, I didn't even see the Indians."

My son is wearing a Biden 2020 shirt as a social experiment. I feel sorry for him... so far he's been kicked, elbowed and had a bottle thrown at him.

The poor boy hasn't even left the house yet.

Have you heard the story about the three holes in the ground?

Well, well, well.

He could wear the Biden shirt for halloween...that'll be a trick or treat...

Trump just promised to put a woman on the moon.

He wasn’t specific, but I think he means Hillary.

Badum, tss.

These are the jokes people.

When one door closes, another one opens.

Other than that it's a pretty good car.

Badum tsss....

Remember, it's not the high ground. It's the Obiwan.