Then it's a soap opera.

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

:) lmfao

How to fall down the stairs: Step 1

Step 2 Step 3 Step 4 Step 5,6,7,8,9

BREAKING: Congress was evacuated today after a suspicious package arrived.

It turned out to be a copy of the Constitution of the United states, which none of them had seen before.

lol ARM! :)

I hate insects puns.

They really bug me.

Heehee

I used to be a personal trainer.

Then I gave my too weak notice.

I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

I'll let you know.

Testing this bad boy out

roflmao ARM