I told him, "Mister, I didn't even see the Indians."

My son is wearing a Biden 2020 shirt as a social experiment. I feel sorry for him... so far he's been kicked, elbowed and had a bottle thrown at him.

The poor boy hasn't even left the house yet.

Have you heard the story about the three holes in the ground?

Well, well, well.

He could wear the Biden shirt for halloween...that'll be a trick or treat...

Trump just promised to put a woman on the moon.

He wasn’t specific, but I think he means Hillary.

Badum, tss.

These are the jokes people.

When one door closes, another one opens.

Other than that it's a pretty good car.

Badum tsss....

Remember, it's not the high ground. It's the Obiwan.

A child's laugh can light up your home.

Unless it's 3AM and you don't have a child.

How do you boil water without heating it?

Tell it to calm down.

It’s a perfect day to slowly slip into something more comfortable.

Like madness.