He said nothing.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

rofl. #dadjokes

I was addicted to the hokey pokey...

but I turned myself around.

Dear Naps...

I'm sorry I was such a jerk to you when I was a kid.

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.

I wonder what my dog named me?

Any salad can be a Ceaser if you stab it enough.

You say 4 hour car ride...

I say 4 hour live concert featuring me.

Anything I say before coffee can not be held against me.

Treat your mom to a margarita...

You're probably the reason she day drinks.

rofl :)

lololol :)

Typical tavistock website bans anyone that calls out there bullshit

It's their you moron.