09-11-2020, 11:33 PM
(07-28-2020, 07:51 PM)Arkan_Ted Wrote: [ -> ]someWow. I was muncking around. HEB is all that and bag of chips. Alethea is home. If I see her beautiful black ass step out of the shower, I'm going to beat the chit out . You Women Turn Us.(07-28-2020, 03:28 PM)Deplorably-Nameless Wrote: [ -> ]Wow, hturn udeck of a story. Yes and HEB is the best in the nation.(07-28-2020, 02:11 PM)Arkan_Ted Wrote: [ -> ]I saw an alien at HEB today. No way it could have been human. Must have flown in from Portland.
I know you're kidding, Ted...but it is interesting that you said HEB.
My daughter just told me the strangest story. She was at HEB this weekend and two people (male and female) ran up to her asking where the 'drinkable probiotics' were.
My daughter asked me, "Mom, they didn't look right...do you remember that alien in the movie Men in Black that puts on that farmers skin like a suit and it just hangs off him?"
I said, "Yeah".
She said, "Well that is exactly how these two looked. Like their skin was too big for their muscles underneath. It just kind of looked like they were wearing the skin and they looked pale and sweaty, just plain gross."
She then said that she pointed towards the dairy aisle that was across the way and watched as these two people ran over there, grabbed the Yakult probiotic yogurt drinks and began drinking them...they were slamming them down as if their lives depended on them and tossing the empty bottles on the floor. That was when an employee, who happened to be in the dairy aisle, asked them to kindly pick up the empties and go pay for what they had ingested.
She said the two people looked confused, like they had no idea how any of this worked or that they had to pay for the drinks.
She was shook up about this...and it has been bothering her ever since. I don't know what to even say other than, I believe her, because she is my logical conservative daughter who isn't one to tell tall tales.
So...I don't know...skin suit wearing weirdos slamming probiotics.![]()
For anyone who doesn't know what HEB is, it is a Texas based grocery store. I'm