Shoutbox archive
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Why did the math book look so sad?
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Hehe.
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My court date is in December.
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I was told to dance like no one was watching.
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Had no idea this was here lol
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(Drops toothpick by accident...)
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:pin drops:
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A song bird.
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What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?
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(Squirrel holds up a sign that reads "8.8", while Cricket holds a "9.7" sign...he's seen many egg on egg scramblecides via joke to know this is true...)
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Can I get a clean up at the stage?
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They'd crack each other up.
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"Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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Plexi-glass is up? Out-freaking-standing.
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(Quietly, Squirrel pushes away small crate of tomatoes as cricket, without a chirp, counts the money made...)
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Seriosly now? Who passes out tomatoes before a comedy show?
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Hey, now. Put those tomatoes down.
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It was pointless.
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I made a pencil with two erasers.
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(Squirrel quiets his companion, a monocle wearing cricket that was adjusting its vest and pantaloons. It's rude to chirp in public displays...)