A song bird.

What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?

(Squirrel holds up a sign that reads "8.8", while Cricket holds a "9.7" sign...he's seen many egg on egg scramblecides via joke to know this is true...)

Can I get a clean up at the stage?

They'd crack each other up.

"Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Plexi-glass is up? Out-freaking-standing.

(Quietly, Squirrel pushes away small crate of tomatoes as cricket, without a chirp, counts the money made...)

Seriosly now? Who passes out tomatoes before a comedy show?

Hey, now. Put those tomatoes down.

It was pointless.

I made a pencil with two erasers.

(Squirrel quiets his companion, a monocle wearing cricket that was adjusting its vest and pantaloons. It's rude to chirp in public displays...)

:crickets chirp:

It was two tired.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

(Squirrel snorts and chuckles, applauding. It's true. You don't hear them pee!...)

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:tugs collar" Yeesh... tough room.

Because the "p" is silent.