ha ha ha ha ha :)

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

I bet Benjamin Franklin was SHOCKED when he discovered electricity.

roflmap :)

My pet gorilla ran off with my jewelry. I'm not angry, I just want my silverback.

:) :) )

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.

Just saw this. Absolutely love the jokes!

roflmao :)

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.

I met a man whose eyes were covered in ketchup. His Heinz sight was 20/20

good one DaDa! :)

Going to have to remember that one. :)

Looking to sell my Delorean. Good shape. Low mileage, Only driven from time to time.

:)

I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

roflmao :)

I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, but when I got home all the pages were blank. There are no words to describe how angry I am.

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!

ha ha:) funny cause it's true