Shoutbox archive
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Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
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The Boogeyman.
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Which type of monster is the best dancer?
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Use a pumpkin patch.
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How do you fix a broken Jack O’Lantern?
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Because nothing gets under their skin.
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Why are skeletons so calm?
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They’ve got loads of spirit.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
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You never know which is witch.
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Why is it so hard trick or treating with twins?
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Because they are too wrapped up in themselves.
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Why don't mummies have friends?
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
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I scream.
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What is a ghost's favorite desert?
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Neck-tarines.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
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Vanishing cream.