They are both Paris sites.

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

Then it's a soap opera.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.

roflmao :)

I reminded Grandma that back in her day, they had cocaine in their soda.

Grandma told me that back in her day, they got three times the work done that we do.

rofl :)

You might officially be an old person if you can't figure out many of the features on your new smart phone.

I’m slowly getting over it.

I have a fear of speed bumps.

Prime mates.

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?

"A waist of time."

"What do you call a belt made of watches?"

I think only about 4 or 5 of us have seen it :)

You huwot? Theres a chat here? How have i never seen this?

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

:) that was good ARM! I love your jokes! They always make me laugh

You follow the fresh prints.