Nothing, she's been fucking told twice...

What should you say to a woman with two black eyes?

lol ARM! :)

It turned out to be a copy of the Constitution of the United states, which none of them had seen before.

BREAKING: Congress was evacuated today after a suspicious package arrived.

Step 2 Step 3 Step 4 Step 5,6,7,8,9

How to fall down the stairs: Step 1

:) lmfao

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

They are both Paris sites.

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

Then it's a soap opera.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.

roflmao :)

I reminded Grandma that back in her day, they had cocaine in their soda.

Grandma told me that back in her day, they got three times the work done that we do.

rofl :)

You might officially be an old person if you can't figure out many of the features on your new smart phone.

I’m slowly getting over it.