At first I thought my chiropractor was no good.

but it is my blood type...

I don't want to be negative...

roflmao ARM

Testing this bad boy out

I'll let you know.

I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

Then I gave my too weak notice.

I used to be a personal trainer.

Heehee

They really bug me.

I hate insects puns.

lol ARM! :)

It turned out to be a copy of the Constitution of the United states, which none of them had seen before.

BREAKING: Congress was evacuated today after a suspicious package arrived.

Step 2 Step 3 Step 4 Step 5,6,7,8,9

How to fall down the stairs: Step 1

:) lmfao

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.