How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

What's better than daffodils on your piano..? - - - Tulips on your organ...

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them.

Here I sit, all broken hearted, came here to shit but only farted. Port a John humor.

glad to hear :)

LOL - the weeding never ends - but my Zen is restored...

reiki-ing the garden, lol.

???

Are you done yet?

Always happy to rake or reiki the garden...

There's always someone who wants to mess with my Zen - LOL

Didn't take long for someone to screw that up I see.

Ban Lifted early - I'm in a good and hopeful mood - LOL..

5 days 17 hours, Pip

lol

You are inhumane Goldi - LOL

You could have punished him by making him post exclusively on the world record thread, lol.

2w 4d 21h left Pip - just a 3 week timeout...

it's 3 weeks pip.

You want me to bring tea out here, Pip?