Shoutbox archive
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I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
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If one door closes and another door opens... your house is probably haunted.
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:)
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Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.
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I was once kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
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roflm ask off ARM :)
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I'd make a swear jar, but I don't have the kind of income to keep up with my mouth.
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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What's better than daffodils on your piano..? - - - Tulips on your organ...
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Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? So brunettes can remember them.
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Here I sit, all broken hearted, came here to shit but only farted. Port a John humor.
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glad to hear :)
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LOL - the weeding never ends - but my Zen is restored...
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reiki-ing the garden, lol.
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???
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Are you done yet?
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Always happy to rake or reiki the garden...
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There's always someone who wants to mess with my Zen - LOL
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Didn't take long for someone to screw that up I see.
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Ban Lifted early - I'm in a good and hopeful mood - LOL..