Shoutbox archive
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ha ha:) funny cause it's true
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With great power comes great electricity bills.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut
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roflmao :)
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Bad puns are how eye roll.
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rofl
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When past, present, and future walk into a bar, things tend to get real tense.
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ha ha ha :)
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
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:)
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Two fish are in a tank. One says, ‘How do you drive this thing?
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:) lol
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I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
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If one door closes and another door opens... your house is probably haunted.
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:)
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Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.
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I was once kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
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roflm ask off ARM :)
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I'd make a swear jar, but I don't have the kind of income to keep up with my mouth.