roflmao :)

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.

I met a man whose eyes were covered in ketchup. His Heinz sight was 20/20

good one DaDa! :)

Going to have to remember that one. :)

Looking to sell my Delorean. Good shape. Low mileage, Only driven from time to time.

:)

I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

roflmao :)

I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, but when I got home all the pages were blank. There are no words to describe how angry I am.

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!

ha ha:) funny cause it's true

With great power comes great electricity bills.

Happy Thanksgiving!

If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut

roflmao :)

Bad puns are how eye roll.

rofl

When past, present, and future walk into a bar, things tend to get real tense.

ha ha ha :)