roflmao :) thanks ARM!

What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament? Live stream.

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans.

Merry Christmas to All xxxooo

roflmao :)

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? "It's Christmas, Eve!"

ha ha ha ha ha :)

RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

I bet Benjamin Franklin was SHOCKED when he discovered electricity.

roflmap :)

My pet gorilla ran off with my jewelry. I'm not angry, I just want my silverback.

:) :) )

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.

Just saw this. Absolutely love the jokes!

roflmao :)

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.

I met a man whose eyes were covered in ketchup. His Heinz sight was 20/20

good one DaDa! :)