Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you.

I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car. Now everyone waves at me.

Munch and ARM, I'm pretty hard to offend...I might be a woman but DO have a sense of humor!

lol

:ducks and covers:

Ladies, mansplaining is short for 'man explaining'.

The janitor at my job keeps asking me to smoke weed with him, but I turned him down. I can't deal with high maintenance people.

Yes indeed, I've been known to call girls wind-bags - ;) - don't shoot, me jokie...

My Mom raised me proper. Girls do not fart. We 'pass wind'. ;)

lol

*groans*

What do you get when a king farts? Noble gas!

How do you know a clown farted? It smells funny.

Goldi gets it. ;)

sometimes they are funny :) like when you are in Church, it;s silent and you just hear a pffft lol always makes me laugh :)

Farts are never funny unless you're a guy.

At the end of the day, the wisdom our fathers and grandfathers have passed down for generations rings true: Farts. Always. Equal. Funny. It's as universal a truth as whoever smelt it dealt it.

In breaking news: Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery.

It's a really odd feeling when you realize that you are the same age as all these old people.

rrrotf :)