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(Quietly, Squirrel pushes away small crate of tomatoes as cricket, without a chirp, counts the money made...)
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Seriosly now? Who passes out tomatoes before a comedy show?
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Hey, now. Put those tomatoes down.
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It was pointless.
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I made a pencil with two erasers.
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(Squirrel quiets his companion, a monocle wearing cricket that was adjusting its vest and pantaloons. It's rude to chirp in public displays...)
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:crickets chirp:
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It was two tired.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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(Squirrel snorts and chuckles, applauding. It's true. You don't hear them pee!...)
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Don't forget to tip your moderators. ;)
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:tugs collar" Yeesh... tough room.
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Because the "p" is silent.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
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*Squeak* (Squirrel sitting in the back row, drinking a peanut tequila, let's him know it's a clear carry....)
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*tap, tap, tap* Is this thing on?
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*Squeak!* (Squirrel carefully puts down megaphone and backs away not realizing it was set to "11"...)
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The things you find while going for a long overdue wonder :)
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;)
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Thanks for checking it! Yeah, we'll make it much taller once it's fully implemented. These things get pretty tricky since we're working on a live forum lol :)