How do you know a clown farted? It smells funny.

Goldi gets it. ;)

sometimes they are funny :) like when you are in Church, it;s silent and you just hear a pffft lol always makes me laugh :)

Farts are never funny unless you're a guy.

At the end of the day, the wisdom our fathers and grandfathers have passed down for generations rings true: Farts. Always. Equal. Funny. It's as universal a truth as whoever smelt it dealt it.

In breaking news: Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery.

It's a really odd feeling when you realize that you are the same age as all these old people.

rrrotf :)

I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s. I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…

roflmao :)

The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.

roflmfao :) esp the shark joke :)

Why did the chicken go to the gym? To work on his pecks.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

lmao!

:)

Lmao Goldilocks!

lol and not your belly button Hannah :)

Anything you want, you have buttons. :)

What are we supposed to do here??? :D