rofl :)
Shoutbox archive
The fitness trainer asked me, “What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?” I said, “Diddly.”
Man: Two years ago, my brother ran for Congress. Friend: What does he do now? Man: Nothing, he got elected!
We must all do our part for the planet. I’ve just unplugged a row of electric cars that no one was using.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you.
I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car. Now everyone waves at me.
Munch and ARM, I'm pretty hard to offend...I might be a woman but DO have a sense of humor!
The janitor at my job keeps asking me to smoke weed with him, but I turned him down. I can't deal with high maintenance people.
Yes indeed, I've been known to call girls wind-bags - ;) - don't shoot, me jokie...
