Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing.

Because of all of its problems!

Why did the math book look so sad?

Hehe.

My court date is in December.

I was told to dance like no one was watching.

Had no idea this was here lol

(Drops toothpick by accident...)

:pin drops:

A song bird.

What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?

(Squirrel holds up a sign that reads "8.8", while Cricket holds a "9.7" sign...he's seen many egg on egg scramblecides via joke to know this is true...)

Can I get a clean up at the stage?

They'd crack each other up.

"Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Plexi-glass is up? Out-freaking-standing.

(Quietly, Squirrel pushes away small crate of tomatoes as cricket, without a chirp, counts the money made...)

Seriosly now? Who passes out tomatoes before a comedy show?

Hey, now. Put those tomatoes down.

It was pointless.