Shoutbox archive
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My son is wearing a Biden 2020 shirt as a social experiment. I feel sorry for him... so far he's been kicked, elbowed and had a bottle thrown at him.
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I told him, "Mister, I didn't even see the Indians."
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I was heading down the aisle in the store today. A pointed out I was going the wrong way and asked me if I saw the arrows.
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HeHe
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Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
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Because of all of its problems!
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Why did the math book look so sad?
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Hehe.
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My court date is in December.
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I was told to dance like no one was watching.
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Had no idea this was here lol
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(Drops toothpick by accident...)
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:pin drops:
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A song bird.
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What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?
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(Squirrel holds up a sign that reads "8.8", while Cricket holds a "9.7" sign...he's seen many egg on egg scramblecides via joke to know this is true...)
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Can I get a clean up at the stage?
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They'd crack each other up.
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"Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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Plexi-glass is up? Out-freaking-standing.