Have you heard the story about the three holes in the ground?

The poor boy hasn't even left the house yet.

My son is wearing a Biden 2020 shirt as a social experiment. I feel sorry for him... so far he's been kicked, elbowed and had a bottle thrown at him.

I told him, "Mister, I didn't even see the Indians."

I was heading down the aisle in the store today. A pointed out I was going the wrong way and asked me if I saw the arrows.

HeHe

Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing.

Because of all of its problems!

Why did the math book look so sad?

Hehe.

My court date is in December.

I was told to dance like no one was watching.

Had no idea this was here lol

(Drops toothpick by accident...)

:pin drops:

A song bird.

What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?

(Squirrel holds up a sign that reads "8.8", while Cricket holds a "9.7" sign...he's seen many egg on egg scramblecides via joke to know this is true...)

Can I get a clean up at the stage?

They'd crack each other up.