Tell it to calm down.

How do you boil water without heating it?

Unless it's 3AM and you don't have a child.

A child's laugh can light up your home.

Remember, it's not the high ground. It's the Obiwan.

Badum tsss....

Other than that it's a pretty good car.

When one door closes, another one opens.

These are the jokes people.

Badum, tss.

He wasn’t specific, but I think he means Hillary.

Trump just promised to put a woman on the moon.

He could wear the Biden shirt for halloween...that'll be a trick or treat...

Well, well, well.

Have you heard the story about the three holes in the ground?

The poor boy hasn't even left the house yet.

My son is wearing a Biden 2020 shirt as a social experiment. I feel sorry for him... so far he's been kicked, elbowed and had a bottle thrown at him.

I told him, "Mister, I didn't even see the Indians."

I was heading down the aisle in the store today. A pointed out I was going the wrong way and asked me if I saw the arrows.

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