Just ate a package of reeses peanut butter eggs
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Should be satisfactory for a week, mad fuck.
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Peanut Butter Eggs . . . Those are efficiently Constipating . Out the Eye indeed .


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(05-04-2021, 12:52 AM)Highlander Wrote: And hebrew national hot dog...

Im not jewish Chuckle  and I dont eat sweets... but yea Im drunk.....

You don't have to make an excuse to for any of that. Hebrew nationals are just good dogs and Reece's? I don't eat a lot of chocolate and not a peanut butter fan for the most part, but will tear up some peanut butter cups.
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"Just ate a package of reeses peanut butter eggs" You should always take them out of the package before eating them !!  Chuckle Chuckle Lmao Chuckle Chuckle
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I said to mama - would you buy some cookies? I'd like to have a light dessert sometimes. I figured she would get one box of cookies and yay.

She came home with 5 packs, god love her. My best friend or worst enemy, I cant quite guess which.

We got pecan shortbread, plain butter cookies, almond windmill cookies, coconut cookies, and chocolate/vanilla oreo knockoffs. ( I won't touch those)

I just ate 4 different biscuits..

Well of course I opened all 4 packs. How else could I know which is the best one?
(coconut)

Now the swiss maid is sitting on the kitchen counter going... You know you want to eat me. You love me, don't try to deny it. You can't stop thinking about me.
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You can never eat just one, it's impossible and is the reason why I will eventually be fat. I'm ok with that.
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(05-04-2021, 10:55 PM)Debauchery Wrote: You can never eat just one, it's impossible and is the reason why I will eventually be fat. I'm ok with that.
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Im just as drunk tonite but I did 250 pushups....

I got  a valium waiting for me tomorrow.....i fuckin hate valium....


Gotta get my DaD through afew more appointments,,,,,and surgery on tues,,,, My whole family caught a stomach bug on top of this shit....FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


IM taking it out on the pushups and bench presses................................After this shit is over ill die of something....My mother has been fucked up and useless........I have 3 siblings and 2 are fuckin useless!!!!!

Im running on pushups beer and ANGER!!!!!WHICH  I LOVE>>>I fuckin thrive on ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\

in case you were interested... Lmao
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(05-04-2021, 10:55 PM)Debauchery Wrote: You can never eat just one, it's impossible and is the reason why I will eventually be fat. I'm ok with that.
luv you Deb
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