Angry Squirrel Terrorizing Houston Neighborhood Sends Two to Hospital
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@orderofchaos      Chuckle


We’re talking blood-curdling attacks that have left an entire neighborhood in Cypress terrorized.

“We usually don’t go outside in the daytime because he comes out in the daytime,” Sharlene French-Amezquita said.

The reason? A squirrel that residents said started off friendly and playful.

But for some reason in the past few weeks, it’s become imposing and aggressive and wound up biting two moms in the Bridgeland Shores neighborhood. He attacked French-Amezquita after she tried to stop the animal from chewing up her front door.


https://www.click2houston.com/news/local...-hospital/


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(01-15-2020, 06:22 PM)-RG- Wrote: @orderofchaos      Chuckle


We’re talking blood-curdling attacks that have left an entire neighborhood in Cypress terrorized.

“We usually don’t go outside in the daytime because he comes out in the daytime,” Sharlene French-Amezquita said.

The reason? A squirrel that residents said started off friendly and playful.

But for some reason in the past few weeks, it’s become imposing and aggressive and wound up biting two moms in the Bridgeland Shores neighborhood. He attacked French-Amezquita after she tried to stop the animal from chewing up her front door.


https://www.click2houston.com/news/local...-hospital/


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(01-15-2020, 06:23 PM)Max Gravity Wrote:
(01-15-2020, 06:22 PM)-RG- Wrote: @orderofchaos      Chuckle


We’re talking blood-curdling attacks that have left an entire neighborhood in Cypress terrorized.

“We usually don’t go outside in the daytime because he comes out in the daytime,” Sharlene French-Amezquita said.

The reason? A squirrel that residents said started off friendly and playful.

But for some reason in the past few weeks, it’s become imposing and aggressive and wound up biting two moms in the Bridgeland Shores neighborhood. He attacked French-Amezquita after she tried to stop the animal from chewing up her front door.


https://www.click2houston.com/news/local...-hospital/


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Woops! Thank you kind Sir!
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Ehm...

I don't condone violence. It's unnecessarily for enlightened, peace loving tree-dwellers. 

However, those mom's owe money for purchases made on Squirrel-scout cookies sold six months ago. Plus one of their cats injured two cousins.

So....

Come at me bro! Chuckle

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PS: Those fangs are freakin' outlandish. What, no gold teeth? Chuckle I may have to ask R&D 17 if any of the lab exp-...(A panting, out of breath squirrel in a lab coat comes running in, squeaking loudly)...

Oh, shit...sorry, nothing to see here folks!

(Talking to the R&D Squirrel) Quick, get the recovery team and tranquiler guns! No, forget the peanut butter bait. It's tasted blood. Gotta go with shark meat this time...
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(01-15-2020, 07:22 PM)TheOrderofChaos Wrote: Ehm...

I don't condone violence. It's unnecessarily for enlightened, peace loving tree-dwellers. 

However, those mom's owe money for purchases made on Squirrel-scout cookies sold six months ago. Plus one of their cats injured two cousins.

So....

Come at me bro! Chuckle

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Lmao
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Very nasty beast. The Vorpal Squirrel is related to the more common Vorpal Bunny and perhaps even more deadly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
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(01-15-2020, 08:10 PM)Pope Trollalittle Wrote: Very nasty beast. The Vorpal Squirrel is related to the more common Vorpal Bunny and perhaps even more deadly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
Shhhhh!

Dat's a secret! Wink Chuckle
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It that ‘meth squirrel’ again. Chuckle
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(01-15-2020, 06:22 PM)-RG- Wrote: @orderofchaos      Chuckle


We’re talking blood-curdling attacks that have left an entire neighborhood in Cypress terrorized.

“We usually don’t go outside in the daytime because he comes out in the daytime,” Sharlene French-Amezquita said.

The reason? A squirrel that residents said started off friendly and playful.

But for some reason in the past few weeks, it’s become imposing and aggressive and wound up biting two moms in the Bridgeland Shores neighborhood. He attacked French-Amezquita after she tried to stop the animal from chewing up her front door.


https://www.click2houston.com/news/local...-hospital/


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Ever seen these?


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"These are giants!" Koprowski, professor and associate director at the School of Natural Resources and the Environment at the University of Arizona, told The Dodo.Not only is the Malabar giant squirrel impressively large, but they have beautifully colored fur as well.Their gorgeous fur coat can range in colors from black, orange, and brown to purple and maroon which is rare for a mammal. Colors like purples and maroon aren't commonly seen in many mammal species.
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