Random thoughts...

[Winter_Steelheader]

Deep thoughts with Jack Handy......

My right hand loves me more than anybody

[DRUMZ]

True Story...
So my brother drops by today and says, "Barbara wants to meet you." (lady who lives down the street who I never met)
And I said, "SHE wants to meet ME?" (thinking to myself, this chick ain't so bright)
He said, "Yeah."
I said, "Strike one."
So than I asked, "Is she between the age of 19 thru 27?"
He said, "No."
I said, "Strike two."
Then I asked him, "Does she like beer?"
He looked down and thought for a second and said, "I don't think that she drinks."
Well, my brother knows me well enough that I never even had to say "strike three," so he just changed the subject real fast.

[WhiteAngel]

About an hour ago (here in my time zone) it was 9:19:19 on 9/19/19 :P

Hey!  That happened here for me too but guess what?

It happened TWICE !!!! 

[DRUMZ]

About an hour ago (here in my time zone) it was 9:19:19 on 9/19/19 :P

Hey!  That happened here for me too but guess what?

It happened TWICE !!!! 

What the!!!!!
No WAY!!!

[DRUMZ]

Nother true story....

A  musician friend of mine walked into my house and caught me watching a  Britney Spears video.....
He walks up behind me and says, "Really?"
I think that my face got red and I looked up at him and said.
"Yeah, shit... I don't know what is wrong with me cause I used to HATE this kind of crap."
"But now,... I can't seem to get enough of it."
His look of disappointment changed to a look of compassion and he said...
"Dude,... You just need to get laid."
And I thought about it for a minuet, and said.
"You think so?"
He said, "I know so."

[Winter_Steelheader]

You should do a shot at the exact moment. Not sure why...maybe good luck? lol

A shot of water ?? 
Or a screen shot ? 

Titos FTW!!

I just realized many hours later that you were talking about Vodka and not breasts

[~mc~]

I once asked a very successful woman to share her secret with me. She smiled and said to me..

"I started succeeding when I started leaving small fights for small fighters.
I stopped fighting those who gossiped about me...
I stopped fighting for attention...
I stopped fighting to meet peoples expectation of me...
I stopped fighting for my rights with inconsiderate people..
I stopped fighting to please everyone...
I stopped fighting to prove they were wrong about me....
I left such fights for those who have nothing else to fight...

And I started fighting for
my vision,
my dreams,
my ideas and
my destiny.

The day I gave up on small fights is the day I started becoming successful & so much more content."

Some fights are not worth your time..... Choose what you fight for wisely.

[~mc~]

[Catch]

[Catch]

Me trying to get on the bike when I have the back rest installed :P

and.......its Trumps fault.pic.twitter.com/XfhGJgP1RB

— QT@Anon ??? (@QTAnon1) September 28, 2019